Top 10 reasons to have a hysterectomy

GruntDoc: posted the top 10 reasons to have a hysterectomy..Sent to him by a friend thinking about having it done...I'm working on a top ten list of reason why not to have a hysterectomy..I will post them when it is finished..Heres Doc's list.

10. Raise my iron level by 4 points in just 45 minutes.

9. Stop
worrying about waking up dead by bleeding out during the night.

8. Stop
scheduling "relations" with spouse, within the safe 4 day window.

7. Put
an end to the fear of embarrassment in public places.

6. Be able to
order my steaks medium, instead of "cut it with a hot knife".

5. Return
the grass to green, over the septic system run off.

4. Be able to leave
the house for longer than 20 minutes.

3. Single handedly put kotex out
of business.

2. Put a stop to the endless debate, which is larger, a
small egg or a large walnut.

1. Donate my uterus to red Cross and they
will never need another blood drive

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:)