10 reasons why not to have a hysterectomy

As promised here is my (with the help of another post H friend) list of 10 reasons not to have a hysterectomy. They are in no order of importance;


10. You lose all resemblance of self. It becomes your mothers face looking at you from every mirror.

9. K-Y jelly becomes your best friend

8. You will never again sleep an entire night without waking up, burning up and soak n wet.

7. You will go broke buying high powered (presumably powered with a jet engine) fans of every size to have in every corner of every room..

6. Your family will freeze to death.

5. Unlike PMS when your husband just thinks he married someone with manic disorders, after hysterectomy, he knows it to be fact.

4. Quickly learn the definition of middle age spread

3. Facial hair that requires weekly standing appointments for electrolysis..

2. Without raging hormones, you see your husband for what he REALLY is.

1. The word "Bitch" keeps popping up during self evaluations.